Artie Lange f*cked Jake Gyllenhaal’s face

In a video clip of Artie Lange taken at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas, Artie tells the TMZ.com cameraman that he fucked Jake Gyllenhaal’s face and ass but lost the role in Brokeback Mountain to Heath Ledger because Heath is skinnier. Now that Heath is dead, Artie will be getting a lot more movie roles. Click here to see the full clip.

In the background of the video is Jeff Beacher, who Artie is good friends with.

Artie is in Las Vegas this weekend to perform 2 shows at Mandalay Bay last night, host his own after-party at Jet Nightclub in the Mirage, gamble away his earnings on the NY Giants in the Super Bowl, drink Jack Daniels, snort heroin, and bang whores.

(Photo and Video from TMZ.com)

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Artie Lange at the Mandalay Bay Theatre

Comedian Artie Lange, best known as a regular radio personality on “The Howard Stern Show,” will perform his hilarious stand-up routine at the Mandalay Bay Theatre Friday, February 1 at 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. This one-night only engagement marks Lange’s first performance at Mandalay Bay. Click here to buy tickets.

Don’t forget about Artie Lange’s Official After Party at JET Nightclub – Las Vegas. Click here to buy tickets.

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Artie shows us how to pick up a hot waitress

TMZ.com snapped this photo of Artie this weekend at Liquidity in the Luxor at the exact moment his tongue fell out of his face while staring at this hot young server. Clik here to read the full article.

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Artie’s Penthouse Pets

In case anyone was interested, here’s a link to the myspace pages of the two Penthouse Pets Artie spent the weekend with in Vegas, along with a few unseen pictures of Artie with Erica Ellyson and Prinzzess.

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Bubba at the AVN’s

Check out Bubba in his new Bubba Big Boy suit with Stormy Daniels at the AVN’s. God she’s so hot!!

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Artie does Vegas

Comedian Artie Lange, best known as a regular radio personality on “The Howard Stern Show,” will perform his hilarious stand-up routine at the Mandalay Bay Theatre Friday, February 1 at 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. This one-night only engagement marks Lange’s first performance at Mandalay Bay. For tickets and more information click here.

The after-party is going to be held at Jet Nightclub in the Mirage.

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Droppin Loads All Over Artie’s Bagel

Here’s a clip from the AVN’s where Nick Manning makes fun of Artie Lange.
The clip is really shitty, but you can hear Nick pretty well.

The best part is that Nick tells Artie to “go back to sleep you fat fuck!”

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Artie’s weekend recap

Man, where do I begin?

Artie had a great weekend in Vegas this weekend. There’s so much to write about that I’m just going to give you bullet points.

• 2 Penthouse Pets – both 22 years old with boyfriends so nothing happened. (wink, wink)
• Luxor Suite – Artie claims its the nicest suite he’s ever seen.
• $400 tab at the China Grill – Fed himself, Teddy and 2 Pets.
• $10 Grand – Bet 10 G’s on the Giants.
• Bob Levy’s Engagement Party – Beechers Mad House
• No sex!
• No coke!
• No sleep!
• No shower!

Here’s a picture of the 2 Penthouse Pets Artie spent the night with.

(photo courtesy of howardstern.com)

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