Posted in Uncategorized on Friday, November 30, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Artie Lange, along with comedians The Reverend Bob Levy, Jim Florentine-Quivers, Mike Morse, Richard Christy, Paul Delangelo and new-comer Scott Salem will be performing at the State Theatre – Playhouse Square Center on Friday, December 7th, 2007 at 9:00pm.
Click here to buy tickets to the show.
Posted in Uncategorized on Thursday, November 29, 2007| 1 Comment »
Artie told Howard that when he rushed out of the studio yesterday, he took a rickshaw to the strike.
He also said “that he was in Steve Langford hell.”
The reason for this comment is because Steve Langford from the Howard 100 News followed Artie to the WGA writers strike at the Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle, along with a video camera.
While trying to talk to famous writers, Steve Langford was in Artie’s face with a microphone and a camera.
Posted in Uncategorized on Wednesday, November 28, 2007| Leave a Comment »
You wanted us all to be abuzz.
And that is exactly what has happened in the gaming world since Artie Lange mentioned that he will be doing a voice-over for a character called “Big Al” in a new Leisure Suit Larry video game. Since Artie mentioned this statement on yesterday’s show, there have been several articles written about Artie Lange, Big Al and Leisure Suit Larry.
Click the links below to read a few of the articles.
http://news.filefront.com/rumor-new-leisure-suit-larry-game-in-the-works/
http://kotaku.com/gaming/rumor/new-leisure-suit-larry-game-in-development-327210.php
http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/11/rumor-new-leisu.html
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=88406
Posted in Uncategorized on Wednesday, November 28, 2007| Leave a Comment »
During an interview with Colin Quinn this morning, Colin said that he wanted to go to a fat camp with Artie. Colin added that one of the fat camps that he looked into was in Puerto Rico. Artie responded by saying “I had an uncle that went to Puerto Rico and when he came home he was miserable, so I asked him, ‘What’s wrong with Puerto Rico?’ and he said ‘There’s too many Puerto Ricans’.”
I thought it was hilarious, along with Robin, who cackled for a few minutes.
Artie Lange is on the left, Colin Quinn is second from right.
Posted in Uncategorized on Wednesday, November 28, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Sorry for the delay in posting, I was away for a few days.
A caller called in this morning and at the end of his call said to Artie “don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!” which made Artie laugh. Howard asked what that was all about and Artie said that it was his catch phrase when he was on MadTV. He also told Howard about the skit and how he was a playing a black woman in white face and his famous line was “don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!”
Here is a clip of Artie Lange as White Mama on MadTV.
Posted in Uncategorized on Saturday, November 17, 2007| Leave a Comment »
In an article on bloggingstocks.com about A-Rod and the Yankees, it mentions Artie’s feelings about A-Rod leaving the Yankees and saying “don’t let the door hit you on the ass.”
Being a huge Yankee fan myself, I had mixed feelings about A-Rod opting out of his contract. As a matter of fact, I’ve always had mixed feelings about A-Rod. I admit, I root for the guy when he’s doing well and I boo the shit out of him when he’s in a slump. For me, and I think a lot other Yankee fans, A-Rod is the guy you love to hate.
He may be one of the best players to ever play the game but he’s also a selfish, self-centered, money-hungry, ego-maniac. And not being the King of New York is killing him. Sorry pal, as good as you are, you’ll never own NY like Derek Jeter does.
So now the Yankees and A-Rod are in talks again about a 10 year – $275 million dollar contract. The guy slapped us in the face and this is how we thank him. Giving him the biggest contract in Major League Baseball. I could see if the guy won us a ring in the past few years, but he’s done shit. Another reason why he deserves big money.
I have to agree with my man Artie Lange on this one and say to A-Rod, “don’t let the door hit you in the ass!”
Click here to read the entire article.
Posted in Uncategorized on Friday, November 16, 2007| Leave a Comment »
I wrote a post back on October 31st about the promotion Sirius was running with Beck’s beer called Beck’stacular Party with Artie In Vegas. I just checked the Sirius website to see if they announced a winner and the page has been removed. According to the contest, the winner was going to announce Artie Lange at The Comedy Festival at Caesars Palace and get to hang out with him backstage.
What I would like to know is if there was an actual winner or if it was some bullshit promo.
If any of my readers went to the show in Vegas last night and saw someone announce Artie, please let me know.
Or if anyone knows of the actual winner, leave a comment and let me know.
Posted in Uncategorized on Thursday, November 15, 2007| 1 Comment »
Artie left the Wrap-Up show today to catch a flight to Las Vegas for The Comedy Festival and will be performing tonight at midnight at Caesars Palace.
During the show Artie was complaining that when he goes on-stage it will be 3:00am NY time and he will be exhausted.
He also said that he was wearing the same clothes today as he wore yesterday and that he even slept in those clothes.
The worst part is that he has to leave straight from the show today and go to the airport and won’t get a chance to shower.
Its going to be a rough weekend for Artie, playing in Vegas tonight and again on Saturday night in Poughkeepsie, NY.
Click here for tickets to tonights show at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
Posted in Uncategorized on Thursday, November 15, 2007| Leave a Comment »
During a news story about obesity, Artie told Howard that he was obese. Howard didn’t think that Artie was obese and asked him why he thought he was obese. Artie said that in to be considered obese, you have to be 100 pounds overweight. He than said that a man who is 5’9″ should weigh around 185. Artie said that he weighed over 300 pounds. Howard than asked if Artie was morbidly obese and although he denied it, Fred said that anyone overweight by more than 100 pounds is morbidly obese.
Artie said that in order to lose the weight he needs to lose, he has to switch habits back to cocaine.
Good thinkin’ man. You should start tonight in Vegas!
Posted in Uncategorized on Wednesday, November 14, 2007| Leave a Comment »
During a Howard 100 news brief, Artie announced that he has been approved by the USO to entertain the troops. However, it will not be for the holidays. Artie said that he will not be going over there until after February 15th, 2008.
About not being able to go sooner, Artie had this to say:
“Happy Thanksgiving to everyone over there, see ya next year. I hope I can cheer you up, I don’t know.”
You’re a man of many words my friend.
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