Archive for November, 2007

Artie Lange at the State Theatre

Artie Lange, along with comedians The Reverend Bob Levy, Jim Florentine-Quivers, Mike Morse, Richard Christy, Paul Delangelo and new-comer Scott Salem will be performing at the State Theatre – Playhouse Square Center on Friday, December 7th, 2007 at 9:00pm.

Click here to buy tickets to the show.



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Artie’s new exercise plan

Artie told Howard that when he rushed out of the studio yesterday, he took a rickshaw to the strike.

He also said “that he was in Steve Langford hell.”

The reason for this comment is because Steve Langford from the Howard 100 News followed Artie to the WGA writers strike at the Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle, along with a video camera.

While trying to talk to famous writers, Steve Langford was in Artie’s face with a microphone and a camera.


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Big Artie as Big Al

You wanted us all to be abuzz.

And that is exactly what has happened in the gaming world since Artie Lange mentioned that he will be doing a voice-over for a character called “Big Al” in a new Leisure Suit Larry video game. Since Artie mentioned this statement on yesterday’s show, there have been several articles written about Artie Lange, Big Al and Leisure Suit Larry.

Click the links below to read a few of the articles.


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Artie Lange’s Joke of the Day

During an interview with Colin Quinn this morning, Colin said that he wanted to go to a fat camp with Artie. Colin added that one of the fat camps that he looked into was in Puerto Rico. Artie responded by saying “I had an uncle that went to Puerto Rico and when he came home he was miserable, so I asked him, ‘What’s wrong with Puerto Rico?’ and he said ‘There’s too many Puerto Ricans’.”

I thought it was hilarious, along with Robin, who cackled for a few minutes.


Artie Lange is on the left, Colin Quinn is second from right.

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That’s My White Mama

Sorry for the delay in posting, I was away for a few days.

A caller called in this morning and at the end of his call said to Artie “don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!” which made Artie laugh. Howard asked what that was all about and Artie said that it was his catch phrase when he was on MadTV. He also told Howard about the skit and how he was a playing a black woman in white face and his famous line was “don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!”

Here is a clip of Artie Lange as White Mama on MadTV.

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In an article on bloggingstocks.com about A-Rod and the Yankees, it mentions Artie’s feelings about A-Rod leaving the Yankees and saying “don’t let the door hit you on the ass.”

Being a huge Yankee fan myself, I had mixed feelings about A-Rod opting out of his contract. As a matter of fact, I’ve always had mixed feelings about A-Rod. I admit, I root for the guy when he’s doing well and I boo the shit out of him when he’s in a slump. For me, and I think a lot other Yankee fans, A-Rod is the guy you love to hate.

He may be one of the best players to ever play the game but he’s also a selfish, self-centered, money-hungry, ego-maniac. And not being the King of New York is killing him. Sorry pal, as good as you are, you’ll never own NY like Derek Jeter does.

So now the Yankees and A-Rod are in talks again about a 10 year – $275 million dollar contract. The guy slapped us in the face and this is how we thank him. Giving him the biggest contract in Major League Baseball. I could see if the guy won us a ring in the past few years, but he’s done shit. Another reason why he deserves big money.

I have to agree with my man Artie Lange on this one and say to A-Rod, “don’t let the door hit you in the ass!”

Click here to read the entire article.


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I wrote a post back on October 31st about the promotion Sirius was running with Beck’s beer called Beck’stacular Party with Artie In Vegas. I just checked the Sirius website to see if they announced a winner and the page has been removed. According to the contest, the winner was going to announce Artie Lange at The Comedy Festival at Caesars Palace and get to hang out with him backstage.

What I would like to know is if there was an actual winner or if it was some bullshit promo.

If any of my readers went to the show in Vegas last night and saw someone announce Artie, please let me know.
Or if anyone knows of the actual winner, leave a comment and let me know.


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