Tickets go on sale to the general public Saturday, February 9th at 1PM for Artie Lange’s stand-up comedy show in Los Angeles at the Gibson Amphitheater at Universal City Walk on Saturday, April 5th at 8PM. Click here to purchase tickets.
Archive for February, 2008
Artie is going back to L.A.
Posted in Artie Lange, Comedy, Los Angeles, stand-up comedy on Friday, February 8, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Who is Barack Obama?
Posted in Artie Lange, Barack Obama on Friday, February 8, 2008| 4 Comments »
I knew I was going to get shit from some of my readers for writing about Barack Obama. However, this is my media outlet and I will say what I want about whatever I want. I was going to ignore the comments that I received regarding Barack because I didn’t want to turn this topic into a political rant but I feel so strongly about this that I can’t ignore it. I know that Artie Lange has a lot of influence on people and hearing that he supports Barack Obama will most likely get some of his fans to vote for him. Well, a lot of Artie’s fans also read this website and I feel that if I can deter even one person from voting for Barack, than I have done my part.
After I wrote yesterday’s post titled Artie supports possible terrorist, I received an e-mail which further validates my opinion. Here’s what the e-mail said:
Who is Barack Obama?
Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice.
If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts…this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States…better heed this and pray about it and share it.
We checked this out on “snopes.com“. It is factual. Check for yourself.
Who is Barack Obama?
Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas.
Obama’s parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.
When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.
Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.”
Obama’s political handlers are attempting to make it appear that he is not a radical.
Obama’s introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son’s education.
Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta.
Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.
Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches. (SEE IMAGE BELOW)
Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy.
The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level – through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!!
Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?…… NOT ME!!!
So for all of the people who disagree with me and tell me that Barack is not a Muslim, there’s the proof.
I am an American and I am proud to be an American and proud of this country!
I can not and will not vote for a man who will not recite the Pledge of Allegiance, and neither should Artie and neither should you!!
And if this isn’t enough to turn you off, Obama wrote in his 1995 book “Dreams of My Father” that he was once headed in the direction of a “junkie” and a “pothead.”
Referring to his emotional struggles as a young man, Obama wrote, “Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though.”
We might as well vote for Artie Lange for President!
Artie supports possible terrorist
Posted in Artie Lange on Thursday, February 7, 2008| 3 Comments »
I may be the biggest Artie Lange fan there is and I support everything he does and says but there is one thing Artie is doing that I am completely against. Over the past few days, Artie has said that he supports Barack Obama and even voted for him on Super Tuesday. I can not and do not agree with Artie this time. I think Barack Obama is the worst possible candidate for President this country has ever seen. Not because he’s black and not because he’s a democrat but because he is a Muslim. I am a young white male who is Italian and raised Catholic, just like Artie, and I feel that this country should not be put in the hands of a Muslim. I think that Artie may have forgotten about 9-11. These crazy Muslim terrorist assholes killed thousands of innocent Americans and a family member of mine.
I’m normally not political and I only write about Artie when he’s funny, but if I could deter some of my readers and fellow Artie fans from voting for Barack, than I’m doing my part in protecting this country.
Click here to read what frequent Stern show guest Debbie Schlussel has to say about Obama.
Artie has dinner with the Munson family
Posted in Artie Lange, NY Yankees on Wednesday, February 6, 2008| 1 Comment »
As I wrote back in December, Artie got an amazing Secret Santa gift from Richie Wilson from the tapes crew. Rich was able to get Artie 2 tickets to the Thurman Munson charity dinner. Last night’s dinner honored NY Yankees Alex Rodriguez and Melky Cabrera as well as NY Mets David Wright, Houston Astros Craig Biggio, NY Knicks Jamal Crawford, NY Giants Justin Tuck and Olympic Gold Medalist Kristi Yamaguchi.
Thurman Munson’s wife gave Artie an emotional gift that was Thurman’s lucky charm. It was a Yoo-Hoo shirt that Thurman wore under his uniform everyday for good luck. Artie was very grateful for that gift because he is a huge Munson fan.
The event was a black-tie affair and Artie showed up in a collared shirt that didn’t fit him. A fan e-mailed Howard a picture from the dinner and Howard said that Artie looked like a mess.
Special thanks to Evan who is a loyal Howard Stern listener, a big Artie Lange fan and a reader of http://www.artielangeisdead.com.
Evan sent me this picture of him and Artie at the Thurman Munson dinner. Clearly Artie was under dressed for the occasion.
I’m f*cking Matt Damon
Posted in Artie Lange, Howard Stern, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon, Sarah Silverman on Tuesday, February 5, 2008| Leave a Comment »
This has nothing to do with Artie Lange, but since Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are friends of Howard Stern and the show, I decided to post this video that Sarah made for Jimmy. I think it’s pretty funny and I’m sure you will too.
Artie the Terrible
Posted in Artie Lange, Atlantic City, Borgata, Comedy on Tuesday, February 5, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Howard got a call from Jeff the Drunk this morning and Jeff immediately asked Artie if he could get him a room at the Borgata for Artie’s performance on February 16th. Artie made a deal with Jeff that he would pay him $200 to come up on stage and show his ass. In typical Jeff fashion, that wasn’t enough for him. He asked Artie if he could get him a room because he and his manager will be drunk and won’t be able to drive home after the gig. Howard acted as Artie’s agent and told Jeff that Artie will pay him the $200 just to stay home. This insulted Jeff and he hung up. Jeff called back two more times and eventually said forget it because his manager felt insulted.
In the meantime, Artie mentioned that he wanted to get Teddy a uniform. He said that Teddy always looks like a mess and it would be better for Artie’s appearance if his assistant was well-dressed, perhaps in a suede suit. Teddy came into the studio and said the only way that he would wear a uniform is if Artie paid him more. This lead Artie to get annoyed because Teddy is the highest paid part-time assistant ever. JD than came in and told Howard that he always has to talk Teddy off of the ledge because he always feels insulted by Artie.
I have a bit of advice for you Artie… don’t get involved with Jeff the Drunk anymore and get a real assistant!
Artie Lange f*cked Jake Gyllenhaal’s face
Posted in Artie Lange, Comedy, Heath Ledger, Las Vegas, NY Giants on Saturday, February 2, 2008| Leave a Comment »
In a video clip of Artie Lange taken at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas, Artie tells the TMZ.com cameraman that he fucked Jake Gyllenhaal’s face and ass but lost the role in Brokeback Mountain to Heath Ledger because Heath is skinnier. Now that Heath is dead, Artie will be getting a lot more movie roles. Click here to see the full clip.
In the background of the video is Jeff Beacher, who Artie is good friends with.
Artie is in Las Vegas this weekend to perform 2 shows at Mandalay Bay last night, host his own after-party at Jet Nightclub in the Mirage, gamble away his earnings on the NY Giants in the Super Bowl, drink Jack Daniels, snort heroin, and bang whores.
(Photo and Video from TMZ.com)
Artie Lange on the David Letterman show. (02/01/08)
Posted in Artie Lange, Borgata, Comedy, Dave Letterman on Saturday, February 2, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Artie Lange on Letterman 2008
If you missed Artie’s appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, here’s the clip from youtube.
Artie wears the same clothes as usual and even tells the same jokes that he used on Kimmel’s show a few months ago.
Artie’s intention was to plug his show at the Borgata but Dave cut him off at the end of the segment, allowing Artie to barely mention his gig.
It’s a good thing Artie spent so much time telling the same old gambling stories. I finally learned something new about the guy.
One last comment, Artie……… please go on a diet! You are huge!!
Artie Lange at the Mandalay Bay Theatre
Posted in Artie Lange, Comedy, Las Vegas on Friday, February 1, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Comedian Artie Lange, best known as a regular radio personality on “The Howard Stern Show,” will perform his hilarious stand-up routine at the Mandalay Bay Theatre Friday, February 1 at 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. This one-night only engagement marks Lange’s first performance at Mandalay Bay. Click here to buy tickets.
Don’t forget about Artie Lange’s Official After Party at JET Nightclub – Las Vegas. Click here to buy tickets.
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