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Artie Lange is the white Tracy Morgan

Artie Lange Is Dead — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:33:07 +0000

Artie Lange Rockets To Top Of Celebrity DeathWatch List!

Artie Lange was mentioned on defamer.com because of all his talk about his drug use on the Conan O’Brien show.

Howard Stern on TMZ.com

Artie Lange Is Dead — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:36:28 +0000

Here’s the video of Howard Stern from TMZ.com.

Artie Lange on the Conan O’Brien show. (02/21/08)

Artie Lange Is Dead — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:52:58 +0000

Artie Lange Conan O’Brien www.channelsurfing.net 2-21-08

It’s good to finally know the real reason why Artie can’t make it to work.

Artie at the Borders book signing

Artie Lange Is Dead — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:02:09 +0000

Howard Stern Gang at Borders New York City

Here’s a short clip of Artie Lange and some of the other member of the Howard Stern arriving at the book signing at Borders yesterday.
I gotta admit, Artie looks HUGE!! And so well dressed as usual.
It’s a good thing he could only stay for a half hour.

Artie is back

Artie Lange Is Dead — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:10:55 +0000

Artie is back today although he claims to still be sick. He told Howard that he has a chest cold and it feels like Captain Lou Albano is sitting on his chest.
Howard wanted Artie to admit on the air that he was canceling the Borgata this weekend, but Artie said that he has a few more days to recover and that he should be fine by then.
Artie’s illness even made the home page of Sirius‘ website.

Miss Howard TV March – Brenda Lynn

Artie Lange Is Dead — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:56:14 +0000

Check out Brenda Lynn, who is Miss Howard TV for March 2008.
Brenda told Howard that she wanted to have her boobs reduced because she feels they’re too big but Howard told her not to do it because her big boobs were nice. She also told Howard that she was a model and was also featured in music video’s with Jay-Z and Pharrell.
Brenda was also upset that Artie wasn’t in today because she was a big fan of his, although when asked his last name, she said “I don’t know, Lange?”

Click here to see more pics of Brenda Lynn.

(The picture of Artie in the background is classic)

Artie Lange Official 2008 Sick Day Count: #2. 02/13/08

Artie Lange Is Dead — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:02:54 +0000

Artie Lange is out sick again today! That must be some hangover!!
I wonder if he was out drinking with that jerkoff friend of his again last night.
I hope he comes back in tomorrow so we can hear his great excuse.

Artie Lange’s Official 2008 Sick Day Count: #1. 02/12/08

Artie Lange Is Dead — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:00:45 +0000

It’s official, Artie Lange called in sick for the first time in 2008 today. We’re only 43 days into the year and the big man is out sick already.
This morning’s excuse was priceless.
Artie said that he was out drinking last night with one of his “jerkoff” friends.

Artie, do you take any responsibility for your actions?
You were the one who decided to stay out drinking all night knowing that you have work today and you’re friend is the jerkoff because he made you stay out all night?
Grow up man! You’re gonna ruin a good thing, unless that’s what you want.

Artie takes a hit on Page Six AGAIN

Artie Lange Is Dead — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:06:22 +0000

On wannabe TMZ.com, PageSix.com mentions that Artie [bleep]ed the [bleep] out of Jake Gyllenhaal. TMZ.com broke this story back on Feb 2nd.
Page Six is a little late but I guess better late than never.

Artie Fights AIDS

Artie Lange Is Dead — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:17:31 +0000

GARY “BABA BOOEY” DELL’ABATE, ARTIE LANGE AND SOME OF THE CAST FROM “THE HOWARD STERN SHOW” stop by Borders on Valentine’s Day at 1:30PM for a book signing to benefit LIFEBeat — The Music Industry Fights AIDS. For more information on the this and other signings happening on Valentine’s Day at Borders, please visit www.BeatAIDSnow.com.
February 14, 2008 1:30 PM
Location: In Store
Manhattan – Park Ave
461 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Phone:212.980.6785

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